“екст песни(слова) Slipknot - X-mas

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Ho Ho Ho Ho!
There ainТt nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
ItТs Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

Now IТm no wiccan commie or nothing
But thereТs one damn holiday that I canТt stand
It ainТt Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But itТll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ainТt drunk then it ainТt Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ainТt hammered it ainТt hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell

If I ainТt cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ainТt drunk then it ainТt Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are f*cking infantile

I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
УLetТs buy some piece and quiet for a changeФ
Before we spend it all on f*cking toys
HA

So if I ainТt drunk then it ainТt Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ainТt hammered it ainТt hanukkah
Fa la la la la go f*ck yourself!

If I ainТt cockeyed it ainТt Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ainТt drunk then it ainТt Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the f*ck alone
HA
Merry F*ckin' Christmas!